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The ladies rest room

Go to any part of the world, you won't find a more interesting place than a ladies rest room. Well...we women have such a power that we can make any place interesting!
So you may ask what's so interesting about it? Let me try writing this. But its something one should experience ;)



The first thing you see when you enter a ladies rest room is a number of mirrors and a good lighting. Every morning you will find beauties silently talking to these mirrors 'Mirror mirror on the wall.....'
You don't need to go to fashion week.. various poses and all sort of cosmetics can be found. Believe me...a ladies bag is no less than a Pandora's box.




It is also a place which is at par with 'Page 3'. You will get to hear so many stories. Right from changing the diaper to weird topic like can pasta be mixed with sambar to make a frozen version of it!! (I'm indeed exaggerating).

There is one 'know-it-all' in this group who will start all her sentences with 'No! its like you know.....'. Then there are few who use the loo to continue their online shopping or their talk with their boy friends.

A few sob stories of how this lady came to office everyday after cooking for her whole family and how her in-laws still expect a lot, adds to the drama.
Also found are common sob stories on weight gain, managing a baby, managing husband (Yes gentle men..you are discussed and a number of suggestions do pour in)

There will be a few 'Style icons' who have all the suggestions for growing long hair, quick solutions to keep fingers beautiful, tips on loosing weight (I actually got to know that banana pulp mixed with lemon can prevent split ends by eves-dropping on one such conversation).

Then you will find a set of not so happening ladies (like me), who reach office like zombies use the rest room to freshen up, apply a quick line of kohl and dap on bit of talcum, try to multi-task even here by eves-dropping on others' conversation, say a quick 'bye' and move on to work. (you can ignore this category if you are not interested in looking at the zombie look)

Come Friday.. you will witness a bunch of gals giggling and getting ready for lunch or dinner . (you will find them at any point of time in the day!). Pimples, clear skin, acne are a common worry for this young group apart from discussing dress and boys.

Finally the fragrance...imagine flowery mixed with citric mixed with wild mixed with talcum mixed with 'phenol' mixed with 'chlorine' mixed with 'domex' mixed with........................ (I know I made it sound YUCK!! but its not as bad)

So ladies... if you need a short break and do want a change, rush to the nearest washroom (in office of course) and watch the live streaming!!

Guyz.....so what happens in the men's rest room?? Is it so happening??



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